A look at the new stimulus bill

There's a rider in the stimulus package suggesting that the economy call a doctor for any erections lasting four hours.

The economy also has to make public pleas to the media that it made a mistake in using performance enhancing drugs.

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Likely Fall Out From the A-Rod Steroid Scandal

New stat lines for ballplayers:

AVG .319 - HR 20 - RBI 89 - DRGS Deca-Durabolin/Winstrol

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