Poll Finds Bush Soft on Crime
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As Scooter Libby celebrates his newfound independence, new opinion polls show that 76% of Americans now think of President Bush as soft on crime. In response, President Bush has petitioned for the death penalty in the case of William Jefferson.
"Lewis Libby fights for freedom," said the president. "William Jefferson is a terrorist. He kept all of that cash in the freezer in order to aid Al-Qaeda, and I think that is worthy of the death penalty." |
As Scooter Libby celebrates his newfound independence, new opinion polls show that 76% of Americans now think of President Bush as soft on crime. In response, President Bush has petitioned for the death penalty in the case of William Jefferson.
"Lewis Libby fights for freedom," said the president. "William Jefferson is a terrorist. He kept all of that cash in the freezer in order to aid Al-Qaeda, and I think that is worthy of the death penalty." |
