President Obama released his long form birth certificate recently, but it does not tell the real truth – how did the future President of the United States come to be in a hospital in Hawaii in 1961.
Until now, truth seekers have focused on the specifics of where Barack Obama was born. Indeed a noble effort in the seeking of truth. If it were uncovered that he were born in Kenya, that would effectively end the presidency and force John McCain to replace Sarah Palin with Donald Trump just to gain approval.
Speaking of Donald Trump, he bravely took credit in forcing the President to release his – what I will reveal to be an extremely forged – birth certificate. After careful examination of the evidence, Trump was right to question whether Barack Obama should be President.
After looking closely at the President’s birth certificate, I can tell you it is actually forged from an old check. This means that none other than Frank Abagnale was involved in creating the forgery. Frank may be more familiar to you as Leonardo DiCaprio in the film “Catch Me if You Can.”
Now that we’ve concluded that Frank Abagnale forged the birth certificate, all the pieces fall into place. If one examines the birth certificate closely, and filters it through Photoshop, one can see that the check is made out to one “Doc Brown.” That’s right, Doc Brown from “Back to the Future.” The only expertise on Doc Brown’s resume? Time travel.
Now you may be asking yourself, why is time travel so important? Because President Obama was brought back to 1961 from the future in order to cover-up a potentially embarrassing pregnancy.
This can only lead to one conclusion – Bristol Palin is really Barack Obama’s mother, and she shipped her baby back to 1961 in a DeLorean with Doc Brown in order to hide the pregnancy! Thus President Obama isn’t really qualified to run for President until 2042 because he is effectively four years old.
My research also reveals that President John F. Kennedy was aware of these visitors from the future, and was murdered by a cyborg named Lee Harvey Oswald in order to protect the secret. Kennedy had the time travelers flown to Hawaii where there would be less chance of press coverage.
In the 2008 election then, the American people chose as president, a four year old who was mean to his own grandmother – Sarah Palin!
I’m risking my own life to bring these truths out to you, now it is up to you to make sure the truth is known.
