Snippet of a Breakfast Conversation

The following conversation between a Young Man and Young Woman was overheard this morning at my temp job. Now, picture them speaking very slowly with sever Mass-hole accents.

Man: What's that you have for breakfast? A muffin?

Woman: No, it's a bagel.

Man: That's like that nursery rhyme where the spider scares the girl having breakfast.

Woman: What?

Man: What was her name? Miss Mary Muffin, or something like that?

Woman: Oh, yeah, it was something like that.

Now imagine if they tried to remember "curds and whey."

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