"Ump, you're not fit to kiss an Arabian show horse's ass!"

With the Senate is set to begin confirmation hearings for John Roberts, nominee for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, one wonders what would happen if Congress were to lean on Major League Baseball in order to get confirmation hearings for managers. Mike Brown might have been kept busy using his experience to screw up the Baltimore Orioles instead of FEMA. Lou Piniella, meanwhile, would have to accept a recess managerial appointment on account of his rage issues.

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