NASA Disaster: astronauts lose luggage
Satire
After a last minute itinerary change that switched the Space Shuttle Discovery landing from Florida to California, the seven astronauts who landed safely today at Edwards Air Force Base found themselves without any luggage. The astronauts waited for close to two hours at the Edwards AFB luggage carousel before reporting their items missing.
"We all have to go buy new socks and underwear," said disappointed shuttle Commander, Eileen Collins. "Next time, I'm bringing carry-on luggage."
NASA maintains that it is working to correct the issue of the missing luggage. A NASA spokesperson told reporters that they believe the luggage to be on the way to Florida. In order to atone for the error, NASA has offered each astronaut a $50 voucher good toward his or her next shuttle flight. |
After a last minute itinerary change that switched the Space Shuttle Discovery landing from Florida to California, the seven astronauts who landed safely today at Edwards Air Force Base found themselves without any luggage. The astronauts waited for close to two hours at the Edwards AFB luggage carousel before reporting their items missing.
"We all have to go buy new socks and underwear," said disappointed shuttle Commander, Eileen Collins. "Next time, I'm bringing carry-on luggage."
NASA maintains that it is working to correct the issue of the missing luggage. A NASA spokesperson told reporters that they believe the luggage to be on the way to Florida. In order to atone for the error, NASA has offered each astronaut a $50 voucher good toward his or her next shuttle flight. |
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