The fire drill

During the fire drill, the children from the daycare on the first floor of the building where I temp were led out on a leash to make sure they all stayed together while the infants were wheeled out in rolling cribs. One co-worker suggested that it might be more efficient to tie the tethered children to the cribs like a team of oxen. He's bitter that they get to have recess, the screams of which we can hear from our cubicles.

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