More NASA cancellations loom
Satire
In the wake of foam falling off fuel tank of the Space Shuttle Discovery NASA has cancelled its annual summer clambake and barbecue.
"Until we correct this problem of the falling foam, NASA believes it is unsafe to continue to pursue a sociable culture," said Jonathan Klave, Director of Event Planning for NASA. "Engineers are worrying too much about their lack of social skills and are not focusing on fixing problems with the shuttle."
After canceling the summer clambake and barbecue, NASA apparently got carried away and tried to cancel NBC comedy "Will & Grace" because of the hit comedy's "over reliance on predictable jokes and plot lines." NBC did announce that "Will & Grace" is in its last year but emphasized that NASA had absolutely nothing to do with this decision.
NASA is also expected to cancel this year's holiday party. |
In the wake of foam falling off fuel tank of the Space Shuttle Discovery NASA has cancelled its annual summer clambake and barbecue.
"Until we correct this problem of the falling foam, NASA believes it is unsafe to continue to pursue a sociable culture," said Jonathan Klave, Director of Event Planning for NASA. "Engineers are worrying too much about their lack of social skills and are not focusing on fixing problems with the shuttle."
After canceling the summer clambake and barbecue, NASA apparently got carried away and tried to cancel NBC comedy "Will & Grace" because of the hit comedy's "over reliance on predictable jokes and plot lines." NBC did announce that "Will & Grace" is in its last year but emphasized that NASA had absolutely nothing to do with this decision.
NASA is also expected to cancel this year's holiday party. |
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