More fallout from the Michael Jackson verdict
* The Vatican has announced plans to hire Michael Jackson's defense team to defend any priests accused of clergy sexual abuse. After all, any mother that leaves her child alone with a priest has some 'splainin' to do.
* A recent public opinion poll finds that most Americans would prefer an audience participation vote on high profile trials such as Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and other African-Americans who can afford a competent legal team. Said one respondent: "Letting the public vote removes the taint of jury bias."
* Americans are warned that there will be a barrage of jokes about Michael Jackson trying to find the real molester.
* Those who quit jobs to conduct protests in support Michael Jackson during his trial may find it difficult to once again become a productive economic contributors. Employers who consider hiring these candidates should weigh the fact that these candidates can find a sense of mission in an essentially menaingless task. In other words: they should fit right in. |
* A recent public opinion poll finds that most Americans would prefer an audience participation vote on high profile trials such as Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and other African-Americans who can afford a competent legal team. Said one respondent: "Letting the public vote removes the taint of jury bias."
* Americans are warned that there will be a barrage of jokes about Michael Jackson trying to find the real molester.
* Those who quit jobs to conduct protests in support Michael Jackson during his trial may find it difficult to once again become a productive economic contributors. Employers who consider hiring these candidates should weigh the fact that these candidates can find a sense of mission in an essentially menaingless task. In other words: they should fit right in. |
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