Jackson jurors hire public relations consulting firm

Satire

In a bizarre twist to the Michael Jackson child molestation case, jurors deliberating over the guilt of the "King of Pop" have hired PR Consulting Firm Cahill, Wise and Keller.

"The jurors have retained my services in order to help the country understand the eventual verdict they will come to," said Constance Cahill leader of the jurors PR team. "The jurors may be enjoying free food and the pleasure of each other's company for now, but once that verdict is handed down, they will be under enormous pressure to defend that verdict."

Cahill cited the verdict in the O.J. Simpson case as a prime example of the dangers that juries face in determining a verdict. "Let's face it would you want to be known as one of those who put the King of Pop behind bars, or, alternatively, let a child molester walk? Let's face it, these jurors are about to face intense public scrutiny."

Cahill is not allowed to discuss details of the case with the jurors as she plans for either verdict in this case.

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