Florida Governor behind prank calls

Florida Governor Jeb Bush has launched an inquiry into the details surrounding the collapse of Terri Schiavo fifteen years ago. The governor has apparently made it his life's mission to persecute Michael Schiavo, husband of the recently deceased and very much brain dead Terri. Bush next plans to launch a string of prank phone calls to Mr. Schiavo and dedicate Florida State Police to twenty-four hour surveillance. "If he so much as goes one mile per hour over the speed limit, we'll know he had something to do with Terri's death," said Governor Bush.

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