Saddam wanted to be underwear model
Satire
A source within the US Miilitary claims that photos of Saddam Hussein in his underwear that recently appeared in the British tabloid, The Sun, were intended to be sent to Jockey. Hussein, commonly referred to as "Saddam," had asked prison guards to mail his pictures to Jockey in hopes of being an underwear model. Hussein was planning to use the money earned modeling toward his legal fees.
"We're looking into all possibilities as to how those photos ended up with the Sun," said US Army spokesperson Clay Harmon. "And we love the Geneva Conventions."
In a letter to Hussein, Jockey public relations representative, Juliette Quintero writes, "You have great presence, but we are not currently looking for models at this time. Your resume and pictures will be kept on file for 6 months." Despite this setback to his modeling career, Hussein plans to sign on with a modeling agency and shop his modeling skills.
The White House is expected to demand an apology from Newsweek for the Sun photos. |
A source within the US Miilitary claims that photos of Saddam Hussein in his underwear that recently appeared in the British tabloid, The Sun, were intended to be sent to Jockey. Hussein, commonly referred to as "Saddam," had asked prison guards to mail his pictures to Jockey in hopes of being an underwear model. Hussein was planning to use the money earned modeling toward his legal fees.
"We're looking into all possibilities as to how those photos ended up with the Sun," said US Army spokesperson Clay Harmon. "And we love the Geneva Conventions."
In a letter to Hussein, Jockey public relations representative, Juliette Quintero writes, "You have great presence, but we are not currently looking for models at this time. Your resume and pictures will be kept on file for 6 months." Despite this setback to his modeling career, Hussein plans to sign on with a modeling agency and shop his modeling skills.
The White House is expected to demand an apology from Newsweek for the Sun photos. |
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