"Pilot who wandered into DC airpspace did not remove shoes," TSA says
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A Cessna 150 airplane was forced to land in a Frederick, MD airport after wandering into Washington, D.C. airspace. The plane was brought down after TSA representatives realized they forgot to have the pilot and student pilot remove their shoes while clearing security.
"After apprehending shoe bomber Richard Reid, we began to realize just how important it is that we make sure everyone who gets in the air has their shoes removed," said TSA spokesperson Roland Tovar. "As we saw that the Cessna was approaching DC airspace, we alerted the proper authorities."
"I didn't realize my feet stank that bad," said pilot Jim Sheaffer. "After a while, I became disoriented. If they had made me take my shoes off earlier, I would have thought to get some odor eaters."
Several Senators and Congressional Representatives have sent Sheaffer thank you gifts for giving them the rest of the day off. |
A Cessna 150 airplane was forced to land in a Frederick, MD airport after wandering into Washington, D.C. airspace. The plane was brought down after TSA representatives realized they forgot to have the pilot and student pilot remove their shoes while clearing security.
"After apprehending shoe bomber Richard Reid, we began to realize just how important it is that we make sure everyone who gets in the air has their shoes removed," said TSA spokesperson Roland Tovar. "As we saw that the Cessna was approaching DC airspace, we alerted the proper authorities."
"I didn't realize my feet stank that bad," said pilot Jim Sheaffer. "After a while, I became disoriented. If they had made me take my shoes off earlier, I would have thought to get some odor eaters."
Several Senators and Congressional Representatives have sent Sheaffer thank you gifts for giving them the rest of the day off. |
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