Sittin' on the dock of the UN

The United Nations was shocked today to learn that President Bush has nominated Michael Bolton to be US Ambassador to the international body. Other ambassadors have already purchased large quantities of earplugs in order to avoid hearing Mr. Bolton cause further death or injury to any number of songs--

--this just in, it is not Michael Bolton who was nominated, but rather John Bolton. Verbal Jazz apologizes. However, a nomination of Michael Bolton would have been a more effective means of sending a message of displeasure with the UN.

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