Tuesday, March 08, 2005

NBC to switch to all "Law & Order" lineup

Satire

In order to generate more ratings and stay ahead of the competition, NBC announced today that it would switch to an all "Law & Order" primetime lineup. As part of the new strategy, NBC will fit the "Law & Order" theme into existing shows such as :

"Law & Order: ER"
"Law & Order: Scrubs"
"Law & Order: Joey"
"Law & Order: Will & Grace"
"Law & Order: The Apprentice"

The network also plans to offer special reunions such as "Law & Order: Cheers," "Law & Order: Frasie"r and "Law & Order: Friends." Plans for "Law & Order: The Cosby Show" are currently on hold while Bill Cosby works out his legal problems - and you can expect that show to be "ripped from the headlines."

|