If the liberal media weren't so biased we wouldn't have to do this sort of thing

There still many questions unanswered as to how male escort James Guckert managed to get hold of White House Press credentials while writing under the pseudonym "Jeff Gannon" "Talon News." Apparently no one read the FBI White House Press Corps Credential Criteria, Section 5, Paragraph 17: "Credentials shall be given to any member of the press corps who writes under an assumed name for any journalistic entity that has completed a thorough investigation of the president's policies and can find no fault with those policies. This same press corps member may also moonlight as a male escort under our 'don't ask, don't tell' policy for serious news organizations such as Talon News."

Be prepared for the following defense of allowing "Jeff Gannon" into the White House press corps: "The liberal media is so biased, we needed to even out the coverage."

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