Dr. Rice to be sworn in again because you can never be too sure

Condoleeza Rice will be sworn in again today as Secretary of State. The White House explained that the second swearing in is to be sure that Dr. Rice is sworn in properly, because, well you know, government isn't always that efficient. For her part Dr. Rice has been preparing for her new position by staring into a mirror and boldly declaring, "That's Doctor Rice to you, ambassador!"

Dr. Rice plans to mail DVD copies of both of nomination ceremonies to California Senator Barbara Boxer with a brief note: "Ha ha!"

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