Selfish Pricks take to the air

The FCC is looking into providing a frequency on airlines that would make it safe for cell phone use on airplanes, so be prepared for banal one-sided conversations like the following:

"What are you doing right now? [pause] Yeah, they just started the beverage service, I'm going to get me a drink. [pause] How come stewardesses are all old now, or men, didn't they used to be hot and shit like that?"

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