Scarecrow found dead, authorities seek suspect for questioning

Authorities are investigating an apparent homicide this evening. This scarecrow, named Scarecrow, was found face down with its brain removed.



Family members of the scarecrow tell Verbal Jazz that Scarecrow had recently become romantically involved with a woman named Dorothy. "They were doing all kinds of crazy shit together," said the scarecrow's brother, Mike. "I think they were into drugs, talking about munchkins and witches and flying monkeys and shit like that."

Over the course of his involvement with Dorothy, the scarecrow apparently developed quite a shoe fetish. "He was always telling her to click those heels together on those ruby red slippers. I think he got off on it," said Mike.

Other family members noted that the scarecrow recently took to reading and became quite the intellectual. "It looks like someone had it in for my boy," said the scarecrow's father. "I just hope they find Dorothy, I know she has the answers."

The family also hopes out how Scarecrow got brains to begin with and why his leg always smelled like dog pee.


Wanted for questioning concerning the murder of Scarecrow.

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