Bush prepares to ship butterfly ballots to Iraq
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With Iraq preparing for its first major election since the US invasion, the Bush administration announced that it plans to deliver "butterfly" ballot voting machines. "These voting machines should help the Iraqi people better facilitate a Democratic Election," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.
"With Saddam the Iraqis had it easy," said Congresswoman Katherine Harris (R-FL), who has been tapped by the White House to oversee the election. "Vote counters knew that Saddam would win, so they didn't even bother to count. In just a few short months, the Iraqis will be thanking the good people of Florida for bringing them democracy."
The administration plans to introduce the concept of the Electoral College in time for the Iraqis to get used to the system. Fallujah is expected to account for very few Electoral Votes.
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With Iraq preparing for its first major election since the US invasion, the Bush administration announced that it plans to deliver "butterfly" ballot voting machines. "These voting machines should help the Iraqi people better facilitate a Democratic Election," said White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.
"With Saddam the Iraqis had it easy," said Congresswoman Katherine Harris (R-FL), who has been tapped by the White House to oversee the election. "Vote counters knew that Saddam would win, so they didn't even bother to count. In just a few short months, the Iraqis will be thanking the good people of Florida for bringing them democracy."
The administration plans to introduce the concept of the Electoral College in time for the Iraqis to get used to the system. Fallujah is expected to account for very few Electoral Votes.
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