Supreme Court to decide on carcinogenic behavior and paranoia

The Supreme Court heard arguments today over the medical uses of marijuana. Should the Court decide in favor of those who would use marijuana medicinally, it is expected that carcinogenic activity like smoking and sunbathing will rise. Apparently the Bush Administration was all for medical marijuana when it was discovered that increased paranoia is a side effect of smoking pot. An Amicus brief from the White House is expected extolling the virtues of paranoia in a post 9/11 society.

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