Bin Laden mails absentee ballot
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Following up his latest taped message, Osama Bin Laden finally mailed in his absentee ballot to Florida in order to ensure that his "voice was finally heard." Election officials in Miami-Dade County, noting that Osama Bin Laden's name did not appear on a list of felons convicted in the United States, have allowed Bin Laden's ballot. Pundits have already begun to speculate where Bin Laden might cast his vote. In the most recent poll of Al-Qaeda, members were split 50-50 between Bush and Kerry. Despite the statistical dead heat, President Bush declared Bin Laden's vote a "great day for democracy and freedom."
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Following up his latest taped message, Osama Bin Laden finally mailed in his absentee ballot to Florida in order to ensure that his "voice was finally heard." Election officials in Miami-Dade County, noting that Osama Bin Laden's name did not appear on a list of felons convicted in the United States, have allowed Bin Laden's ballot. Pundits have already begun to speculate where Bin Laden might cast his vote. In the most recent poll of Al-Qaeda, members were split 50-50 between Bush and Kerry. Despite the statistical dead heat, President Bush declared Bin Laden's vote a "great day for democracy and freedom."
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