ABC abandons plans to pair naked stars with football players in MNF openings
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ABC chose not to air the original introduction planned for last night's telecast of Monday Night Football featuring a contest between the New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs. The original introduction called for a naked Jim Belushi to jump into the arms of a uniformed Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady. "We had planned to go with a theme of naked ABC stars jumping into the arms of clothed football players in order to cross pollinate our programming, but that obviously didn't fly after the whole Nicollette Sheridan/Terrell Owens thing." said ABC sports program director, John Harris. Next week it would have been a naked Damon Wayans jumping into the arms of Packers quarterback Brett Favre who, in a cross promotion with his own Mastercard commercial, would have suggested a different way of jumping ("I would have jumped more to the left.").
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ABC chose not to air the original introduction planned for last night's telecast of Monday Night Football featuring a contest between the New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs. The original introduction called for a naked Jim Belushi to jump into the arms of a uniformed Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady. "We had planned to go with a theme of naked ABC stars jumping into the arms of clothed football players in order to cross pollinate our programming, but that obviously didn't fly after the whole Nicollette Sheridan/Terrell Owens thing." said ABC sports program director, John Harris. Next week it would have been a naked Damon Wayans jumping into the arms of Packers quarterback Brett Favre who, in a cross promotion with his own Mastercard commercial, would have suggested a different way of jumping ("I would have jumped more to the left.").
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