Two new meaningless polls

Pollsters, just looking for something to do while waiting to take a poll after the Cheney/Edwards debate, have conducted a few relatively meaningless polls recently. Here is a small sampling. Neither poll is expected to greatly affect with campaign strategy.

Poll of active Al -Qaeda members*: 5% Kerry, 4% Bush, 91% Undecided/Not interested as long as great Satan is taken down. Based on these poll results among active al-Qaeda members, the Bush campaign has begun to reassert its claim that terrorists are clamoring for a John Kerry win on November 2. "It is abundantly clear," said President Bush in front of a crowd honored to be in a "swing state," "that Al-Qaeda would like nothing more than a John Kerry presidency." The Kerry campaign fired back with a thirteen page, single spaced memo in 8-point font that essential said Al-Qaeda clearly does not care.
*Note: retired and/or dead al-Qaeda members were not polled

Poll of suspected Nambla members*: 1% Kerry, 1% Bush, 98% refused to give any poll information for fear it would reveal their identity.
*Only Justin Schultz and Phil Culpizzi of Lincoln, RI responded to pollsters.

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