Bremer calls for draft
Former top US administrator in Iraq, L. Paul Bremer III has been telling audiences that the US does not have enough troops in Iraq. This is sure to raise question over whether we should reinstate the draft in order to win in Iraq. Remember, it's not a real war, unless we start making youngsters that weren't tracking toward a military career grow up and face the death of a comrade, especially the poorer and more useless members of our society. The rich are needed for special purposes back home, such as making more money and creating more rich people who are naturally better than the rest of us. Those who supported the war AND have made contributions to the RNC will automatically excuse their kin from serving in Iraq.
Bremer also said that the US did no provide enough letters for him to have a real first name. While in Iraq, Bremer was hoping that room could be found in the Defense Budget to offer Bremer an "e" and an "s" in order to make his name Les.
Special addendum 10/6/04: Ironically, after the original piece was written, the House voted and soundly defeated a bill that would reinstate the draft. This being an election year, those who voted against reinstating the draft wanted to ensure the "Baby Boomer" voting bloc that their children would not be subject to another Vietnam. Those of you of draft eligible age, expect to be wielding a rifle in the sands of Baghdad sometime next fall, and don't forget your underwear. Just kidding...or am I? Remember, if Bush wins, John Ashcroft will find a way to send those of you heading to Canada, to Guantanamo Bay as enemy combatants.
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Bremer also said that the US did no provide enough letters for him to have a real first name. While in Iraq, Bremer was hoping that room could be found in the Defense Budget to offer Bremer an "e" and an "s" in order to make his name Les.
Special addendum 10/6/04: Ironically, after the original piece was written, the House voted and soundly defeated a bill that would reinstate the draft. This being an election year, those who voted against reinstating the draft wanted to ensure the "Baby Boomer" voting bloc that their children would not be subject to another Vietnam. Those of you of draft eligible age, expect to be wielding a rifle in the sands of Baghdad sometime next fall, and don't forget your underwear. Just kidding...or am I? Remember, if Bush wins, John Ashcroft will find a way to send those of you heading to Canada, to Guantanamo Bay as enemy combatants.
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