Keith Richards, banned from cycling, stripped of gold record

When the International Cycling Committee realized that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards receives yearly transfusions due to his drug addictions, the Committee voted to suspend Mr. Richards pending further inquiry. Mr. Richards position was found to be further untenable when it was discovered that US cyclist Tyler Hamilton is in the same blood transfusion discussion group. Mr. Richards is expected to be stripped of his gold record for his work on "Sticky Fingers."

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