Wednesday, September 08, 2004

John Kerry wants to have a convention do-over

Satire

John Kerry wants a mulligan. Citing the overwhelmingly negative attacks on his record during the Republican convention, John Kerry has stated that he would like to have a "do-over" for the Democratic National Convention.

"Let's reconvene at the Fleet Center [in Boston] and say all the things we should have said about George Bush in July," Kerry told a group of reporters.

Boston mayor Tom Menino reportedly "laughed his ass off" at the notion of reconvening.

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