Hurricanes believed to be the work of Al-Qaeda terrorists

First Charley, then Frances and, within a week, Ivan. Not only are all of these storms hurricanes, but their development and course of attack against the US may be the work of terrorist cells proficient in accelerating climate change. Speaking to a group of supporters in Youngstown, OH, President Bush revealed that the FBI has discovered that Al-Qaeda is believed to be behind the recent rash of hurricanes. The president then threatened to "hunt down these evil-doers and those who would create this kind of storm that would threaten the lives of the American people, that's why we're safer now without Saddam Hussein in power, who knows how many more hurricanes we will endure with my opponent in power?"

The Kerry campaign responded by noting that the removal of Saddam Hussein from power has not made anyone safer from hurricanes, nor has it led to a significant decrease in tropical storm activity, but regardless of these facts he would still vote to remove Saddam from power.

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