Thursday, September 09, 2004

Hollywood Stunt Copter Pilots for Truth unveil anti-Kerry ad

Satire

Shortly after NASA's Genesis mission crashed into the Utah Desert, a group calling itself the Hollywood Stunt Copter Pilots for Truth released an ad raising doubts about Presidential Nominee John Kerry. The ad makes the claim that Kerry prevented pivotal funding that would have allowed NASA to actually buy a parachute for the Genesis vessel that was carrying samples of solar wind. The ad is scheduled to run in all battleground states and nationally on the series premier of "Joey" this evening.

Next week the Hollywood Stunt Copter Pilots for Truth plan to release a book entitled "Falling Back to Earth: Stunt Copter Pilots Speak Out."

The White House categorically denied any involvement with the Copter Pilots, although the group is funded by Halliburton. For his part, Senator Kerry made no references to Icarus, although sources report that he was severely tempted.

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