Cheney: Democrats can't handle heart disease like we can
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With former president Bill Clinton on the mend from a quadruple bypass, Vice President Dick Cheney took the opportunity to warn a group of Bush supporters that with the Democrats in office, you can expect more terrorism and less heart disease. According to sources Cheney reportedly said, "Let's see that pussy Clinton go through as much heart surgery as I have."
Afterward Cheney sent Clinton a "get well" card to show his compassion. |
With former president Bill Clinton on the mend from a quadruple bypass, Vice President Dick Cheney took the opportunity to warn a group of Bush supporters that with the Democrats in office, you can expect more terrorism and less heart disease. According to sources Cheney reportedly said, "Let's see that pussy Clinton go through as much heart surgery as I have."
Afterward Cheney sent Clinton a "get well" card to show his compassion. |
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