Bush's speech, the condensed version

Because I care so much for you, Verbal Jazz stayed awake to watch the President accept the Republican Nomination for a second term. In summation: "9/11, terrorists, freedom, safety, liberty, support our troops, Iraq, some domestic issues to keep the peeps happy, gay marriage and abortion bone to appease the right wing, tax cuts, and my opponent won't be as bullheaded as I am. In fact it's good to be bullheaded, even if you are wrong, which I never am because I am so bullheaded." There: Verbal Jazz just gave you an hour and a half speech in ten seconds. No need to thank me.

In rebuttal, John Kerry told a group of supporters that he went to Vietnam, in case any of them forgot.

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