Weapons Of Mass Mass Destruction Found!

A public beach is the apparent dumping ground for Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction. The CIA discovered the weapons in this barrel, purposely labeled WMMD, short for Weapons of Mass Mass Destruction, in order to throw weapons inspectors. "You have to admit, it was a pretty good strategy, as our search engine research never came across 'WMMD,'" said CIA operative Hank Fournier.

Porter Goss, the Bush administration's nominee to head up the CIA praised the discovery: "We knew all along that these weapons would show up, and it is thanks to the diligence of the CIA. This is a victory for America and the administration, and I mean that in the most bipartisan way possible."

The president even took time off from his busy schedule. "We knew the weapons were there all along, and that's the reason they were there. Now I bet that John Kerry no longer regrets that vote he said he would still vote. And this is all thanks to the leadership of Porter Goss. He will make a fine Director of the CIA."

Based on this new information, the CIA plans to look for more weapons stashes in mislabeled barrels: "WDM," "MDW," and simply "Wepins."

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