Swift Boat Veterans for Truth to continue searching for "truth"
Satire
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, a group of swift boat veterans who have attacked John Kerry's military record, plan to challenge more military records. According to Joseph Cossi, the group plans to "she light on the military record of any individual who do not deserve the honor of having fought for this country."
Among the proposed records they play to "shed light on:" John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Max Cleland, and Wesley Clark. Until Arizona Senator John McCain started campaigning for President Bush, the group had plans to illuminate his status as a former POW. The group had anecdotal evidence that would have described McCain's POW internment as a "Holiday Inn without the wake-up call."
"This isn't really about partisan politics," said Cossi. "This is about patriotism." When asked about the military records of Dick Cheney, George Bush and Rush Limbaugh, Cossi retorted with, "Clinton."
According to Cossi, the group plans to ask the question, "What is Truth?" (With a capital "T") once the election is over.
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Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, a group of swift boat veterans who have attacked John Kerry's military record, plan to challenge more military records. According to Joseph Cossi, the group plans to "she light on the military record of any individual who do not deserve the honor of having fought for this country."
Among the proposed records they play to "shed light on:" John F. Kennedy, Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Tom Daschle, Max Cleland, and Wesley Clark. Until Arizona Senator John McCain started campaigning for President Bush, the group had plans to illuminate his status as a former POW. The group had anecdotal evidence that would have described McCain's POW internment as a "Holiday Inn without the wake-up call."
"This isn't really about partisan politics," said Cossi. "This is about patriotism." When asked about the military records of Dick Cheney, George Bush and Rush Limbaugh, Cossi retorted with, "Clinton."
According to Cossi, the group plans to ask the question, "What is Truth?" (With a capital "T") once the election is over.
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