Stay tuned to Verbal Jazz for complete coverage of the Olympic Games

Verbal Jazz is now ready to devote this space to exhaustive Olympic coverage. We'll offer insight into such items as medal breakdowns by country, which athletes are on drugs and why there should be a dope-full Olympics, how awful those tv announcers are, and which athletes have the greatest sex app---

Wait, Verbal Jazz has just received news that the Olympic Games are over. I apologize. In the future, I will start actual Olympic coverage on the day the games begin. Sorry, but do remember to re-visit this page in time for Beijing 2008.

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