Police investigate plush toy fatality

Police are investigating a hit and run fatality involving a large red plush toy. Responding to a 9-1-1 call at approximately 8:46 PM, Officer Dennis McLean described the crime scene as "one of the most brutal I have ever seen involving a large red plush toy...I can't even tell if it's supposed to be an Elmo or a mis-colored Pink Panther."



If you have any information about this crime or the identity of the victim, please contact Verbal Jazz, or your local chapter of the Plush Toy Defense League (PTDL).

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