Thursday, August 05, 2004

New! Low Carb Bank




Because your low-carb diet is a major lifestyle choice, there is now a bank out there that meets your needs. When you choose an account with us, you will not receive a free toaster, which leads to toasting bread, which we know has carbs. Instead we offer a free sausage press and meat grinder with every account you open.

Other banks don't care about your low carb diet like we do, so switch today.

Please consult your physician before beginning a low-carb bank account.

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