It's just unnatural, is what it is...

At a campaign rally in Pensacola, FL yesterday George W. Bush and John McCain embraced in an awkward man-hug, in an apparent attempt to prove that "compassionate conservative" is not a buzz-phrase that is so 2000. Afterward McCain took five showers and engaged in a full delousing, after which he said, "I love the guy [i.e. Bush] I really do."

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