Interpreting the interpretations of the 9/11 Commission Report Recommendations
Kerry: My opponent chooses to cherry-pick recommendations and ignore the comprehensive analysis of the situation.
Bush: My opponent believes everything he reads, except the Bible. He would call for a tax hike just to do everything this book says and keep your money.
Secretary Ridge (Dept. of Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid): We'll save red for September.
Howard Dean: They are controlling you with your fillings.
Ralph Nader: It is clear that both apples and oranges are fruit, in addition to their other similarities.
Grand Inquisitor Ashcroft (Dept. of Vengeance): Who can we put to death?
Voters: USA! USA! |
Bush: My opponent believes everything he reads, except the Bible. He would call for a tax hike just to do everything this book says and keep your money.
Secretary Ridge (Dept. of Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid): We'll save red for September.
Howard Dean: They are controlling you with your fillings.
Ralph Nader: It is clear that both apples and oranges are fruit, in addition to their other similarities.
Grand Inquisitor Ashcroft (Dept. of Vengeance): Who can we put to death?
Voters: USA! USA! |
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