The Hobbies of a Swift Boat Veteran

The hobbies of Swift Boat Veteran for Truth John E. O'Neill reportedly include such games as "I'm not touching you," "I know you are but what am I," echoing, kazoo, and accordion, in addition to a bizarre fascination with John Kerry, not unllike that of Bill Murray's character in "Caddyshack" who obsessed over a certain gopher. Said O'Neill of his hobbies: "A man has to keep busy."

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