Dick Cheney: liberal

Vice President Dick Cheney recently took the bold move of suggesting that the question of gay marriage should be decided on a state level, not by the US Constitution. Many conservative pro-family groups have begun to seek shelter to protect themselves from the wrath of god. Expect a full investigation of whether Cheney really believes that gay marriage is acceptable, or his speech is part of a greater strategy to siphon gay voters away from Kerry, who happens to fall slightly to the right of the Veep on this issue (Kerry has publicly said he does not believe in gay marriage, but would vote to not amend the Constitution). Expect mathematicians to offer testimony with regard to resolving the equation "Marriage=X+Y", whereas X and Y define gender or are stand-ins for people in love.

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