The dark side of John Edwards

Republican campaign strategists who have spent the past two months searching for the dark side of John Edwards have announced a breakthrough. In a groundbreaking statement released today, those strategists have found that it is "highly probable that Senator Edwards has a Juris Doctor [law degree]. The report also finds that Edwards "practiced law for some time with a great degree of success." The overall conclusion of the report is that Edwards' successes in the courtroom are a threat to American business and enterprise while an oilman who holds top secret meetings to derive energy policy is a resounding success.

Verbal Jazz will release more information on this supposed law career of John Edwards as it is received.

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