Bush to endorse Constitutional Amendment Banning Gay Politicians
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In the wake of the resignation of Democratic Governor James McGreevey of New Jersey over revelations that he carried out a homosexual affair while being married to a woman, President Bush today endorsed a Constitutional Amendment banning gay politicians, even of the politician is in the closet.
"Now is not the time to have activist politicians trying to re-define the meaning of politician," said the President. "Politician has always meant one man in a marriage with one woman and sometimes having an affair with another woman or drinking too much, not one man in a marriage with one woman and having an affair with one man."
Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) agreed citing that the presence of a gay politician, even a closeted one, could lead to "children calling Mr. Ed their new daddy." Santorum urged us to end this scourge of closeted gay politicians. |
In the wake of the resignation of Democratic Governor James McGreevey of New Jersey over revelations that he carried out a homosexual affair while being married to a woman, President Bush today endorsed a Constitutional Amendment banning gay politicians, even of the politician is in the closet.
"Now is not the time to have activist politicians trying to re-define the meaning of politician," said the President. "Politician has always meant one man in a marriage with one woman and sometimes having an affair with another woman or drinking too much, not one man in a marriage with one woman and having an affair with one man."
Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) agreed citing that the presence of a gay politician, even a closeted one, could lead to "children calling Mr. Ed their new daddy." Santorum urged us to end this scourge of closeted gay politicians. |
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