Verbal Jazz asks: "Why do you hate America?"

Verbal Jazz will be away on vacation for the next week, and back the following week to report on commuting conditions during the DNC. While away, I beseech you, gentle reader, to reflect on what it is you hate about America. I mean you wouldn't be reading this unless you hate America, you terrorist-lovin' nut-job filled with Communist era nostalgia. Just admit it: you hate America. I expect you, reader, to deliver an essay to Verbal Jazz, explaining what it is, in your freak, America hatin' heart that makes you hate America. 
 
Actually Verbal Jazz has been using the line, "Why do you hate America?" as an ice breaker. Try it.
 
"Nice flag on you car; why do you hate America?"
"Nice bean curd soup with frozen lentils; why do you hate America?"
"I see you're a Yankees fan; why do you hate America?"
"You want to save the environment? Why do you hate America?"
 
 
 

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