This just in: Kerry practices ballet

Verbal Jazz has learned that John Kerry takes a weekly ballet lesson and has been known to practice in the privacy of his own home(s). The source that leaked the information tells Verbal Jazz that this is REALLY IMPORTANT FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO KNOW AS IT COULD MEAN THAT KERRY WOULD BE THE MOST ANTI-AMERICAN PRESIDENT EVER!!!!!

Kerry campaign officials would not comment on the veracity of this story other than to say that it is a complete fabrication, WHICH MEANS IT MUST BE TRUE!

TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!

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