Senator Kerry, your new office chair has arrived

Over the years Senator John Kerry (D-MA), who apparently presumes to be the Democratic Party nominee for the office of POTUS until the pomp and circumstance of his "acceptance" of the nomination is official at the convention, has flirted with "nuanced" views of issues, such as the Iraq war resolution (essentially: "I'm all for sticking it to Saddam as long as we don't") and labor unions (essentially: "I won't cross a police picket now, so they won't picket me later"). Now Senator Kerry says that he believes that life begins at conception, but women should be allowed to choose, paying lip-service to both of his religion (Roman Catholic) and his faith (Democrats), because, god-forbid that some backward-ass looking bishop deny him Communion, or some one-issue Democrat switch to the Green Party in disgust. That said, the phot above should provide a pretty good office chair for Senator Kerry should he finally have the balls to have a conviction other than George Bush is the absolute worst president we have had in the last 220 years.

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