Kerry released by Red Sox after one pitch
In a surprise move the Boston Red Sox attempted to shore up their rotation with Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. After one pitch, the Boston Red Sox promptly released Kerry. The struggling Red Sox were hoping that sixty-year-old Senator would be the key acquisition in their attempt to secure a playoff berth this season.
"I thought he pitched pretty good, he just had a little trouble reaching the plate," said Red Sox manager, Terry Francona.
As for his own performance, Kerry said, "I gave that pitch that I threw my best effort. It seems, however, that the ball is harder to throw than we realize, watching these fine, accomplished athletes who make baseball seem like an effortless summer pastime. Now, I can focus on defeating George Bush in the November election."
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"I thought he pitched pretty good, he just had a little trouble reaching the plate," said Red Sox manager, Terry Francona.
As for his own performance, Kerry said, "I gave that pitch that I threw my best effort. It seems, however, that the ball is harder to throw than we realize, watching these fine, accomplished athletes who make baseball seem like an effortless summer pastime. Now, I can focus on defeating George Bush in the November election."
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