Bush to change name to "Amurca," render Constitution meaningless

Before the election in November, President Bush plans to officially change the name of our country from United States of America to simply "Amurca." By changing the name, the President can then implement an entirely new Constitution that will legalize baby seal hunting, and DECLARE HIMSELF PRESIDENT for LIFE!!!! Go now! Tell Everyone you know and write to President Bush to tell him that AMERICANS will not stand for this.

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