Authentic Verbal Jazz Miracle - Mr. Dirt Face

After digging a hole in the backyard this past weekend, Verbal Jazz encountered a miraculous face in the dirt. Instantly, I recognized it as a sign that I am chosen. I am a conduit for the divine, the face in the dirt says so.

Once word of the face spread, the multitudes thronged to see the face in the dirt. "This is one the wonders of the world," said one visitor, "and I am blessed to have seen it."



Tourist information: Verbal Jazz Dirt Face Viewing: $10 - Adult; $7.50 Children.

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