Verbal Jazz Exclusive: Travel Brochure for Democratic Convention Delegates

Dear Democrats, even though it is over a month away, we would like to welcome you to the city of Boston:


We hope you will take in the sites while you are here, such as the glorious Zakim Bridge


While we were supposed to have remnants of the Big Dig taken down, we though you might enjoy their "historical significance"


While here, you will also have the opportunity to enjoy our finer establishments


We'll make sure the windows are washed


And the riff-raff will be far away (for security reasons, of course, wink, wink)


And we'll even charge the protestors for the hardhats they'll need in the special protest zone to make up for the cost overruns


We'll even do our best to make sure no one mistakes you as the party of gay marriage by removing any inconvenient recognition of it (faster than you can say Big Dig)



Now, aren't you glad you're not convening in this oversized computer scanner?


All in all...we hope your stay in Boston is an enjoyable one.

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