Nominee for the Society for Elliptical Reasoning (tm) - Massachusetts Lt. Governor Kerry Healy
Welcome to the Society for Elliptical Reasoning (tm) Lt. Governor Healy, for playing politics in suggesting that Senator John Kerry step down because he is missing Senate votes while trying to complete his Vision Quest for the Presidential Election this November. The Lt. Governor knows that in stepping down, Senator Kerry (Healy, perhaps?) would be granting the Republican Grecian Formula Governor of Massachusetts the right to appoint a Republican to fill his Senate seat. Besides, the very concerned Lt. Governor has not said that the President should step down while he runs for re-election and surely there are weapons "programs" he has neglected to state as casus belli. The last Presidential candidate to give up his day job was Bob Dole (1996) and that led to Viagra commercials.
John Kerry in Viagra commercial: "Hi, I'm John Kerry, and when I find that the inability to, and the lack of desire to become connubial with my current spouse, as opposed to the one I divorced many years ago, intersect, I run, without the thought of walking, skipping or crawling, to my medicine chest, at any one of my ostentatious residences, which is the great thing about marrying a woman with a great endowment of wealth, and grab my Viagra, so that I can again reclaim my manhood, but not in that tough guy kind of way, but rather in the sensitive romantic leading man kind of way."
The Verbal Jazz Society for Elliptical Reasoning (tm) recognizes those individuals who craft arguments that are so self-contradictory that no one can reasonably take said argument at face value (e.g. we know there are weapons, even though there is no evidence of weapons, so we have to go to war).
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John Kerry in Viagra commercial: "Hi, I'm John Kerry, and when I find that the inability to, and the lack of desire to become connubial with my current spouse, as opposed to the one I divorced many years ago, intersect, I run, without the thought of walking, skipping or crawling, to my medicine chest, at any one of my ostentatious residences, which is the great thing about marrying a woman with a great endowment of wealth, and grab my Viagra, so that I can again reclaim my manhood, but not in that tough guy kind of way, but rather in the sensitive romantic leading man kind of way."
The Verbal Jazz Society for Elliptical Reasoning (tm) recognizes those individuals who craft arguments that are so self-contradictory that no one can reasonably take said argument at face value (e.g. we know there are weapons, even though there is no evidence of weapons, so we have to go to war).
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